Post by GraphicAl on Jan 30, 2016 23:38:29 GMT
My first comedy? Meh.
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I'd like to suggest everyone who reads this to post a story or two!
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I'd like to suggest everyone who reads this to post a story or two!
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A Fairytale
By Advantageous Loss
Once upon a time in a evil witches castle sat a beautiful princess, This princess was not an ordinary princess, She was a very special princess.
This princess has a deep secret. This princess was... A DUDE.
This princess is something I like to call a cross-dresser, And for stories sake, we'll call him Justice.
Justice liked to cross-dress, alot, Which was forbidden in the land of Straightopia. So the kingdom banished Justice to the witches castle. Now lets actually begin.
"Mannn, Wheres are my high heeeeeeeeels!" Justice yelled furiously to a magic mirror.
"Ma'am, Sir, Uhh... Whatever you are, The evil witch has revoked your heel wearing privileges." Said the Magic Mirror.
"I need my lawyer" Justice said
"You don't have one" Magic Mirror said
"UGH! I'll go talk Magic Mike."
A hop, skip and 120 steps away Magic Mike set at the royal club dancing.
When Justice got there Mike had just finished his shift.
"Mikey. Come here!" Justice said
"Yo, Whats' up?" Magic Mike said
"I need you to kill the evil witch"
"Yo, You gotta ask Jenko and Schmidt for that"
"God. Your useless"
"Their outback, Don't worry"
"Fine"
Wooooooh 30 seconds later
"Mike what the heck are you doing out here?" Justice said
"Yo! My name is Jenko. Ight'?" 'Jenko' said
"And i'm Schmidt" Guess who said that
"Alright, I need you two to kill the evil witch" Justice said, Putting one hand on his hip and messing with his hair with the other.
"What in it for us" Jenko said
"20 grand" Justice said
"Fine. We're in" Schmidt said
Wooooooh 20 hours later
"Lets go Schmidt, We got her!" Jenko said
"Ha! Your arrest now Justice, LAW WAS SERVED." Schmidt said
"Yeah, Heh, And don't drop the soap, Justice." Jenko said
The End.
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By Advantageous Loss
Once upon a time in a evil witches castle sat a beautiful princess, This princess was not an ordinary princess, She was a very special princess.
This princess has a deep secret. This princess was... A DUDE.
This princess is something I like to call a cross-dresser, And for stories sake, we'll call him Justice.
Justice liked to cross-dress, alot, Which was forbidden in the land of Straightopia. So the kingdom banished Justice to the witches castle. Now lets actually begin.
"Mannn, Wheres are my high heeeeeeeeels!" Justice yelled furiously to a magic mirror.
"Ma'am, Sir, Uhh... Whatever you are, The evil witch has revoked your heel wearing privileges." Said the Magic Mirror.
"I need my lawyer" Justice said
"You don't have one" Magic Mirror said
"UGH! I'll go talk Magic Mike."
A hop, skip and 120 steps away Magic Mike set at the royal club dancing.
When Justice got there Mike had just finished his shift.
"Mikey. Come here!" Justice said
"Yo, Whats' up?" Magic Mike said
"I need you to kill the evil witch"
"Yo, You gotta ask Jenko and Schmidt for that"
"God. Your useless"
"Their outback, Don't worry"
"Fine"
Wooooooh 30 seconds later
"Mike what the heck are you doing out here?" Justice said
"Yo! My name is Jenko. Ight'?" 'Jenko' said
"And i'm Schmidt" Guess who said that
"Alright, I need you two to kill the evil witch" Justice said, Putting one hand on his hip and messing with his hair with the other.
"What in it for us" Jenko said
"20 grand" Justice said
"Fine. We're in" Schmidt said
Wooooooh 20 hours later
"Lets go Schmidt, We got her!" Jenko said
"Ha! Your arrest now Justice, LAW WAS SERVED." Schmidt said
"Yeah, Heh, And don't drop the soap, Justice." Jenko said
The End.
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Feed back please, I've never wrote anything like this, And like if you caught my references!